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Madoff

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Bernie Madoff is set to be sentenced next week for one of the biggest fraud-Ponzie case in Wall Street history. His lawyer told the judge this morning that 12 years would be fair. Really, why don’t they ask the people that lost everything about fairness. Dozens of Madoff’s victims have asked the judge to make sure he spends the rest of his life in prison. How much pain and suffering has he caused?
What kind of restitution can he pay back?

Farrah Fawcett

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Ryan O’neal says he plans to marry Farrah,as soon as she can says yes. Farrah’s has been battling cancer for a couple years. Her health is declining. They have been companions for many years. The couple went on their first date 30 years ago.
It is bitter sweet that at this point in their lives that
they have decided to get married. I hope the best for both of them. It reminds me of the movie “Love Story.”
The Famous line in the movie, “Love means never having to say your sorry.” The movie is considered one of the most romantic movies of all time. This was one of the first movies Ryan did.

This Takes The Cake!

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Gene Simons of Kiss is on urinal cakes nationwide. A and E have put urinal cakes in restrooms to promote “Gene Simons, Family Jewels.” Gene simons says on his website, for all of you that wanted to pee on his face can now. Kiss fans are rabid! I don’t believe anyone will take a wee wee cake home with them. It is really wierd marketing. What would they leave in the ladies room?

Vampires

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Last night I had some time to watch TV. I watched a little bit of “Im a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.”   I turned the channel when I found out that “Speidi ” might be returning to the show.  So annoying!!!  Spencer Pratt was named the most awful celeb in Hollywood by an E online Poll.  Beating out Octo Mom. I agree with Chesley Lately, Spencer does look like Harry from “Harry and the Henderson”s.” 

UFO’S

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

The other morning  we were discussing the story about a plane from Texis bound for Greenville. The pilot spotted an object flying beneath the plane. Was this an unidentified flying object? Nothing was was seen on radar. Could Greenville SC become the new Rozzwell?  I hope so, if the are cute aliens. E.T. and Mork are loveable ones.  There are other planets. Why not other beings.

I have a confession

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

I have developed an annoying habit of pulling my fiance’s chest hair.  I also love to and give him a snuggie.   I like to give  him one by and catch him off guard.  These are two things that I know that bug him.  We are a very playful couple. It is fun to tease each other.  When he says knock it off,  I want to do it again.   So, when I see him tonight I must resist temptation.  I must keep my hands to myself.  I don’t like my bra snapped or having my panties pulled up my butt… either. It is always fun when you do it to someone else.   We are both laughing but deep down in side I know he is thinking that if I wasn’t a girl he would kick my ass. 

I might start a support group.

Scientists Blame Obese People for Global Warming

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Findings released in a study published in the International Journal Of Epidemiology have made some people upset.    Scientist in London report that the rising number of fat people are the cause for global warming.  In this study scientist warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production, therefore a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.  Fat people are more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage. Having a huge body is like driving in a gas guzzler.  Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin person.  Oxfam warned yesterday that the number of people  hit by climate-related disasters will soar by more than a half in the next six years to 375 million. The impact of more storms, floods and droughts could overwhelm aid organizations.

Basically, we have ”super-sized” ourselves to death.  How much environmental damage have we caused on the Rise Guys Morning Show? We have a case study. 

I love you to death.

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

I read a story on line today.  I thought it might make you think about that special someone.    As Americans, our lives are so hectic and busy that we often take things for granted.   This story is about the ultimate sacrifice.  ” I love you so much, that I would take a bullet for you. ”  I have heard that statement before.  Here is a couple who literally did it for each other.

(AP)   A couple in Afghanistan has been executed for trying to elope.  A Taliban firing squad armed with A-K47’s killed the couple in front of a crowd.  The couple had been caught trying to flee to Iran to get married.   The story is so sad.  It is like a modern version of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.  

Self-involved

Friday, April 10th, 2009

I am tired of self-involved people. The world doesn’t revolve around just one person. I found this story.  I hope it makes you think before you do something stupid. A woman commits suicide, lands on a teen at  a NYC mall.  The woman jumped from the third floor. She jumped to her death inside a busy New York City mall  landed on a teenager, causing injuries that sent him to a hospital.  The lower level of the Queens Center mall was packed full with high school students on spring break when the woman jumped.  17 year old Derrick Munoz had been sitting in a message chair with a sign reading, “sit back and relax,” when the woman landed him.  Derrick was briefly knocked unconscious and has a large gash on his head.

Chia Obama

Friday, March 20th, 2009

I think I have seen it all.  There is now an Obama Chia Pet. Matt made a comment about this very topic earlier this week.  We did a news story on Obama Chicken Fingers being sold on the menu at a restaurant in Germany.  Matt said that Obama would be making a ton of profit off of his Presidency.  I said, I thought that President Obama doesn’t have the time to worry about how he is being marketed.  Can you imagine the money he can make on the home shopping network.

Where will it end.??